Things I've Learned In the Last Month Since I Haven't Blogged:
Im the worst blogger ever... apparently, to keep a following, you must keep blogging. I still love and appreciate my 7 followers. thank you for your support.
If your new puppy has something in his mouth, don't smell it. Because he'll jump on you at the exact time you are smelling and you'll eat it. And only THEN will you realize he eats poop. And now you eat it too. Second hand poop, nonetheless.
Definitely get a puppy before a baby. I've learned mountains about my new husbands ability to take care of things... aka he doesn't, and it's all up to you until you create a "routine" (thank you little sister Brooke) and then he'll catch on. (God willing...)
Thinking about working out does not make you lose weight you gained since your wedding. No matter how hard you try... weight does not "fall off" and whoever came up with that term can suck it.
Boobs do get you free drinks. (duh, i just wanted to say boobs)
If you have a best friend in another time zone, it's perfect if she doesn't work, because she can talk whenever you can. If said friend gets a job, communication fails and then it's very inconvenient because now you have to work around both schedules.
I am jealous of my single friends... only b/c a random weekend away comes up and I can't jump on the bandwagon b/c i have to "check" with my husband. I hated that when I was single with married friends. But I get it now... I don't like it, but I get it.
Sex can be "wham bam" or "sexy... yeah" and it's still super great either way. (mom, don't tell dad I said that... if he asks, I've never done it and my future babies are related to Jesus b/c I've "never seen a penis"... im serious.)
People who weigh less than 120 lbs really piss me off. Not b/c I'm J, but b/c they probably think I'm J and im more grossed out than anything.
ok guys, I think I'm back. between moving, puppies, actually making it one year married without missing my sister and her shoe sharing too much, I think I can fit yall back into my schedule.
xoxo Casey :)
